Friday, September 4, 2026

Monthly Update: September, 2026

 


Something, something, Trump is a shitty human being, and it continues to be increasingly frustrating with the ineptitude of Congress and their abdication of power to the President's whim.

Anyway.

The Squire has an unofficial claim on the Switch 2, and coupled with the aforementioned issue of Nintendo accounts, buying a second Switch 2 would not solve this issue.  Or at least, it would end up creating another issue like the one I currently have with the Switch OLED.  But unlike the Switch OLED, which I currently have at my office, I can't take the Switch 2 to my office to play on my lunch breaks, because The Squire likes to play LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Skywalker Saga or Donkey Kong Bananza after school.  Granted, I could always pull the "You can play the Switch 2 after I get home from work," but I'd rather have him spend his screen time playing a video game with Conklederp than watching another LEGO YouTuber from two years ago idolizing Drake, Mr. Beast, and Elon Musk all while chugging down a gallon of Prime; "Leave a comment below which rich celebrity we should make next in LEGO, and tag them in the chat so they know we're thinking about them!"

Anyway.

I could play the Switch 2 at night after The Squire goes to bed, and I have done that a bit, more so after Star Fox came out, but more often than not, I'll be playing the Steam Deck at night.  The problem, though, if I do play the Switch 2 at night, is that it has to be a game that I can easily save so that if I start to doze off, I can save without worry that The Squire will turn on the system to find an open game, and then close down a game I'm playing to open up LEGO City Undercover, or Wario World, thereby losing any unsaved progress.  

This lack of playing the Switch 2 has definitely dampened my desire to buy games for it, although I have purchased a couple.  Games like Star Wars Outlaws, Bravely Default, and the soon-to-be-released Nintendo Switch Sports Resort, along with recently released and upcoming titles that I've been eyeing: Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave, Chronos: The New Dawn, Octopath Traveler 0, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Final Fantasy Resonance, Castlevania: Belmont's Curse, and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake.

The other issue, once again, brings up the Nintendo Tax, that amorphous price hike because 1) the game is being released on a Nintendo system, and 2) the game is receiving a physical release.  As I've mentioned before, I would love to have as many of the games I buy be physical copies (game key cards now?), and cost is definitely a factor when deciding if I buy Elden Ring on Steam for $35.99 on sale or the physical release on Switch for $79.99.

In non-Switch-related news (btw,  Nintendo just increased the price of the base Switch 2 from $449.99 to $499.99 for NA markets), I've hit a mental wall with Outer Wilds, but don't take that as a critique of the game, but more the way I've ended up playing.  I've mentioned before that I was afraid that, because of the way my brain works and how I play games like this with such a large "world" to explore, I was going to end up completely filling out the ship's log while trying to actually reach the end of the game, when only 3.8% of people who've played the game on Steam have completed the ship's log.  I'll likely look up a walkthrough for what I think is the last part, after I confirmed with Dr. Potts that part of my plan was accurate.  It feels like a daunting plan that I'm afraid will take me multiple attempts to get right.  And I might look up how to get to the Sun Station from the Ash Twin

Lastly, apparently Netflix is prepping to do a Ravenloft series with John August as a writer; he also wrote for the Tim Burton productions Frankenweenie, Dark Shadows, Big Fish, The Corpse Bride, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.  Deadline seems to think this is a boon, and their article reads that a Tim Burton-esque project, even though Tim Burton himself is not attached to the Ravenloft project, would be an amazing complement to Netflix's IP of Wednesday.  The only Tim Burton aesthetic I could see being relevant to the type of Ravenloft that I would be interested in would be Sleepy Hollow, although even that still had a little too many stripes in it for me.  Now I just have to worry about who they're going to cast for Strahd and if they're going to film flashbacks to Strahd and Sergei's youth like a mumblecore homage to Twilight, like I'm the IP owner or something.

We're now in September, so spoopy season it is.


~JWfW/JDub/The Faceplantman/Jaconian
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